After a very brief 15-second teaser trailer was released by Universal earlier this week, they’ve now us given the full Jurassic World trailer two days ahead of schedule.
Here’s our thoughts on Jurassic World, set 22 years after the events of the Jurassic Park.
1. “Remember: if something chases, run.” MASSIVE FORESHADOWING
2. This Island still manages to look both extremely appealing and terrifying at the same time
3. The renovation work’s not bad is it? Also, those guys must have the best PR department in history
4. Oakley and Samsung probably funded some of this movie. Look at the shop on the left and at the very back
5. That river scene looks just delightful
6. Where and when will we be able to ride in one of these?
7. Sharks aren’t that tough after all
8. But what we’re excited to think is a Liopleurodon, is definitely very, very tough
On a side note, should we really be using endangered great white sharks as meals for dinosaurs in a SeaWorld-like setting?
9. Issa bad lady
10. This is not good for the people in Jurassic World, we assume
11. Chris Pratt confirms that, nope, genetically modifying already dangerous creatures is not a good idea
12. And people still aren’t calling him Star-Lord but, somehow, we feel that’s not his biggest worry right now
13. This looks familiar, but terrifying nevertheless
14. That’s one seriously pissed off GM dinosaur. Oh, her intelligence probably isn’t good for them either
15. Are those Velociraptors running ALONGSIDE Chris Pratt’s bike? Are they trained?
16. This kid is not following his mother’s advice
Overall we’re excited, if a little sceptical.
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